面試人員給一位前來應(yīng)征的男士一張履歷表,于是就填了這樣的信息——
姓名:English or Chinese?英文的還是中文的?
年齡:Confidential(這是私人問題)
身高:Not related to the job(這跟工作有關(guān)系么)
體重:Varies all the time before lunch or after(隨時改變,飯前飯后都不同)
居住地:At what stage of my life please be more specific(那是一個特別的地方,我生命的舞臺)
電話:Ericsson(愛立信手機(jī))
電子郵件:Only give to pretty and rich girls(只留給漂亮和富有的女孩)
上班時間:The shorter the better(越短越好)
應(yīng)征職位:A position that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls(找一個不做什么實事,但能被美女包圍的職位)
學(xué)歷:Graduated at the wild chicken university(畢業(yè)于一個你找不著的大學(xué))
語言能力:Fluent in bullshits(侃大山是專長)
興趣:Sleeping and sleeping(睡得天昏地暗)
生日:正月初七
經(jīng)歷:Fooling around all the time(游戲人生)
曾任職位:Decent or not decent?please be more specific(高級的或者低級的都是一種經(jīng)歷)
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl?hopefully can find in your company(我正在尋找漂亮又富有的女孩,希望在你們公司能找到)
未來期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible(只負(fù)責(zé)主席臺講話,并且希望盡早退休)
希望待遇:Lesser workload the better(比實際工作量拿得多就行)